Season One6 of 20 files open
RE:GENNOIR
The ongoing story of Web3, as seen from DeStefano’s.
Chapters are read live in X Spaces, then filed here.
A ribeye appeared. I never ordered one.
That was DeStefano’s. Steaks appeared. People appeared. Occasionally entire NFT projects appeared.
Nobody asked questions.
The Files
Tonight’s menu
Every chapter is a file. The first one is on the house. The rest are read live in X Spaces first, then plated here for pass holders as the season goes.
Security footage, Chapter Three
The Season One Pass
250 envelopes.
Every one opens every file.
For 0.006 ETH you get all twenty chapters of Season One as they’re filed, and the digital Season One book when the season closes. The mint is blind. Everyone gets the same sealed envelope, and ten of them hold something extra.
- Price
- 0.006ETH
- Passes
- 250
- Mint
- Blindrevealed after
- Minted on
- TBAchain to be announced
Sample odds are the real odds. Real envelopes open after the mint closes.
What’s in the envelopes
All 250 open the files.
Ten open more.
The whole run
The after view is an example. The ten rare spots are posted before the mint, and a Base block after it closes decides which envelopes land on them. Nobody can steer a rare, including us.
How the season runs
One night at DeStefano’s
After Season One, the book goes on sale to everyone. The numbered first printing only ever comes with a pass.
Burn the evidence
Five envelopes.
One stool.
After the reveal, send five common envelopes at once to the burn address on OpenSea and you become a regular. Your Re:Gen takes one of the VIP seats at DeStefano’s for the rest of Season One, and the files stay open for you.
Eight VIP seats this season: four at the bar, four in the booth. One per wallet, in the order the burns land on Base. Rares don’t count toward a seat.
The whale table
Ten envelopes.
Dinner at DeStefano’s.
Send ten common envelopes at once and you’re at the whale table: dinner at DeStefano’s in Brooklyn with the other five whales, on the house.
Six places, separate from the eight seats. One per wallet, in the order the burns land on Base. Rares don’t count. Getting to Brooklyn is on you.
Door policy
Woof doesn’t take your wallet. He just looks at it.
Signing in proves you hold a pass. It never moves anything.
DOOR POLICY
- Signature only. Signing in here costs nothing and moves nothing. Minting and burning happen on OpenSea. If this site asks you to approve anything, it isn’t us.
- One door. The only official link is the one pinned on @burningbush_eth.
- No DMs. Nobody from DeStefano’s will message you first.
- It’s a pass and a book. Not an investment. Nobody here talks about floors.
— Woof (unofficially)
Pull up a chair.
250 passes · 0.006 ETH · blind mint · every file this season plus the digital book
Questions
Questions nobody asked
Persons of interest
Known associates
Every file on this site was cracked out loud, in an X Space, usually after midnight. These are the people who were in the room.
And the friends who picked up at 3 AM. You know who you are. So does Woof.
All of this was built from Spaces. In this town, that’s what passes for a foundation.
BurningBush